Whose yellow mustang is that? Can I drive it? I'm a real safe driver. I used to deliver pizzas.

I would like to return to an important issue. Blank Check is a great movie. I would give a blank check to the owner. If the check belonged to Hitler he would kill me. I would return the check to switzerland.

I had to clean my apartment today. I didn't. I have alot of magazines. Wired June 97 is an important issue I dont know what I would do with.

I do not want a high class hooker. What's the fun in that?

Do you want to look at my Wiki?

Virginia is the worst state in the union. It isnt even a state but a commonwealth.

Let's play Jenga.

Peace.
JPizzle

Did you see that one time Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in Revenge of the Dragon 2? I could totally kick Norris' ass just like those kids at the karate place by Malay. Those kids can get a black belt in like 6 months. That's not a black belt. If I got my black belt I would train for 6 years in China. I'd have to stop eating the family meal. Does anyone have any Sudafed? I need some if I'm going to clean my apartment. My landlord said it has to be clean by December 1st. I mean, thats so unreasonable. The bike tool room is unable to be cleaned. The power and hand tools are hard to clean. Does anyone have cards that say that Roberts is gay?

i just got back from combat and feel somewhat tired. i had to storm the UPS store to pick up zafar's comuter, rambo style fools (because i would never say bitch). i believe i will take a nap now and get back to you with another post soon.
ramos out

oh man.

I have been so busy since the alumni reunion. First of all, I had to sleep for a week. Finally, about a day into the institute, dinger calls me and he's like "Where's my jump drive?" You see, I had been having a huge argument with the jump drive folks because they only had one color. I mean, come on. I want gold and black, and plus, they would only send their stuff FedEX. Do you remember when I recieved a package even when they didnt tell me they sent it. But, they finally came in.

So I've recently found some free time to work on my gravy fountain, and ohh man, the plans are set. If O.D. would replensish my supply of old bay seasoning, then I could move along and complete it. But since she obviously has a blatant disregard for the welfare of spices, as well as all spicekind, I will post my plans, maybe you can add some comments. Be sure to click the picture to get the details. Maybe I can integrate it with my peppermill with wireless internet and debate timer.
But I cant do this now, Ok, because I'm going to go file a missing spice report. They can ignore me again, like the 55 other times, but one day, all of spicekind, neigh, spicemanity, will be able to exist free from the fears of tyrrants who wish to extinguish the flames of flavor. That means you, OD, my arch nemises.

ramos

Alumni Reunion update

This weekend was the Alumni weekend, and the alumni demanded that I update the blog.

ahhhggh, I have been too exhausted to update my blog. I had to rank the teams in the district, do prefs for the NDT and CEDA, and finish the Shirley caselist -all over the period of a month. And then I had to do laundry and the tri-annual lubrication of my bicycle chains and joints.


While I was sleeping for a week after CEDA, I had this amazing dream about a gravy fountain. Kinda like a chocolate fountain, except with gravy. Instead of little cubes of cake, there would be loaves of french bread and steak. I mean, come on. A font from wence gravy immaculately emanates would be the crowning achievement of the room in my house that I am dedicating to spices, sauces, and side dishes. I do not like sausage gravy, only brown gravy would spring forth from my font. Sausage gravy will not be allowed anywhere near my monument. The mistreatment of gravy indicates a greater societal ill. It is a waste of precious pan drippings. Packer wants to write a thesis about the acknowledgment of Alien races. I respond to that quite simply. If human beings cannot acknowledge the right for pan drippings to be treated with respect and dignity, can we expect to treat the alien Other any better? We have a moral imperative to confer upon gravy a life giving gift of acknowledgment. The ethical framework that entails how we treat our spices and gravies represent the decision calculi that allow genocide to promulgate unnoticed

I’ve also been working on getting the tech together for the server to host evidence for Ross’s open source project. Ross got mad at me earlier tonight because he wanted me to write down what needed to be done. What? I don’t need to write anything, I have it all in my head. Ross then told me how important it is to write things out, something about communicating ideas to other people. I don’t need to write anything when its in my head. Barnes wants something written so he can present it to the ADA. All that Ross and the ADA need to know is that I have it figured out in my mind.

And that should be a comfort to know.

Ramos

So, uh, its been a while since I've posted, mostly because I've been busy finding ways to put a gravy spigot into the server. Oh man. A file server that also serves gravy. . . Ross yelled at me today because I have been writing this update instead adding to the NDT prep discussion.

I was also occupied for the entire month of feburary because I was acclimated to the d6 ranking committee. It was definatly a conspiracy between brad and ross. Before the d6 meeting at west georgia, Brad said he needed a copy of my emergency eprime answers. Unfortunatly, Tmore/crawford was running it in their round, so I had to go make a copy. Ross know that if I missed the d6 meeting that i would automatically be elected to the ranking chair, and thats why he sent me, so he wouldnt have to do it.

So I've decided to take up a part time career. While watching the ACC tournament, I've decided that none of the referees know what they are doing. Therefore, I am going to but my plans to build a peppermill/timer/wireless network on hold to become a referee. I mean come on. There are so many intentional fouls, and so many of them are not identified as such. Clearly, when a player takes a SWIPE AT THE BALL, and hits the opposing player, it is clearly an intentional foul, as the player intended to swipe at the player. I wish that the refs would give coach k an intentional foul, as he is indeed intentionally foul. He cusses at the refs all the time, but when Justin Grey thinks a dirty word, its a foul. If anybody can send my the email, cell number, fax number, email address, home number, office number, snail main address, and license plate number of John Clogerty (head of acc officials), then I will not only promptly remind him of the need to call intentional fouls, I will also offer my willfull employment.

Back to the perm three-peat

ramos

What we really need here is some bratwurst. Bratwurst is a form of intestine filled with chopped up meat and seasoning. The squad room is lacking bratwurst and it is seriously impacting my productivity. I also broke the record and rode my bike around the squad room 52 times. I could kick the shit out of some 5 year old karate punks, they dont have to kill anyone to get a black belt. When I got my blackbelt I had to kill three dogs and 6 full grown men. The worst movie I've ever seen is Toxic Avengers 2. I should do some laundry..
Peace.
Ramos