Shirley Mini Update #1

It's been a rough morning.

Not only do I have to quality control the incoming scouting material (can I trust Packer to quality control, or even copy and paste for that metter?), but there is an additional problem that is as attrocious a can of old bay seasoning sitting all alone in an isolated cove:

Day old bagels.

I mean come on. I excpet warm, chewey bagels made this morning at 4am, not bagels made around midnight last night. Ross is mad too.

He told me to call 1-800-Bad-Bagels. . .

And that is why I am upset. I called this number 15 times, and each time the operater told me that this number does not exsit. FIFTEEN TIMES!

And then I called 188-Bad-Bagels. . . FIFTEEN TIMES! noone.

Obviously these bagel makers are penny-pinching misers.
1-900-Bad-Bagels. . . I'll even pay for the call

15 times I paid for the call. . . STILL NO ONE



This. . . is a conspiracy. And I blame the illuminati. . . Not only do they mess with my alarm clock, they mess with my bagels.

Ramos